robverbs

... a microblog of blue collar wisdom

• The interesting thing about "shooting the breeze" is that it's ridiculously difficult to hit.
• I know that all that glitters is not gold... But that doesn't mean it isn't useful as a bribe. People like the glitter more than the gold.
• All work and no play might make Jack a dull boy... But it also makes him a rich man.
• All good things must come to an end... And sometimes that's the best part!
• When standing on the shoulders of giants be sure to keep track of all the Davids.
• A penny saved may be a penny earned, but who really wants a pocket full of loose change?
• Do unto others what you would have them do unto you... unless you are perverted, masochistic, or suicidal.
• Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man single and bitter.